Crow: Woo! This is going to be the best Homecoming bonfire ever!
Mike: Burn the satanic checker board!
Tom: I thought only witches danced around fires?
Mike: It depends on what you are burning.
Crow: If you are a witch, then you burn wood from a sacred grove each Beltane.
Mike: If you are a paranoid Christian, then you burn witches.
Tom: [In a British accent] And what do we burn besides witches? More witches!

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