The defendant will be remanded to the bailiff and fresh mint in sparkling water
and fresh lime so nice serve 2-4 years in the county correctional institution
new mowed lawn a hammock kids playing in a sprinkler and Cañon City or until
such time as the defense carefree beautiful woman entwined sand fruits sunshine
can see no reason for leniency in this case considering candlelight red wine a
caeser salad all in sparkling an example to others who might likewise be tempted
to friends and women's lips dogs canaries hips and as for you, Miss, will you
please rise and face the tranquility and all its charm & all blessed in privacy

-Morphine, the jury

Stolen from a stealer...hehe

Will post more later

For now, I AM ON A DONUT SAFARI!

It's for the school paper, I swear!

Best. Article. Ever.