evil! Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.