Cy Coe (9:45:57 PM): ok, my hard boiled eggs are finally done.
Cy Coe (9:46:10 PM): let's see if the recipe I followed truly WAS the best recipe for hard boiled eggs ever.
Cy Coe (9:47:10 PM): and the answer is....
Cy Coe (9:47:21 PM): nope. still membrane sticking.
Cy Coe (9:47:24 PM): DAMN YOU MEMBRANE!
Cy Coe (9:48:20 PM): you know, it's surprisingly hard to make a hard-boiled egg.
Cy Coe (9:48:30 PM): you'd think "how difficult could it be? I can do it!"
Cy Coe (9:48:34 PM): but you'd be WRONG!
Cy Coe (9:49:17 PM): you'd do it only to find yourself with a pile of shredded pseudo-boiled eggs with bits of shell and membrane sticking to your fingers as tears rain down your face salting what little eggwhite there is left to eat.