What do the following 3 sentences/phrases have in common?

Traffic bad? Try vibrating panties!
No one to play with? Play with yourself!
The price you pay for freedom is tolerance!!!

Give up?

They were all phrases on the marquee at the local porn store at one point or another. The tolerance one is up right now.

Let's see...what to post, what to post...I really would liket o go on a huge posting tear, and ramble and rant and elucidate and confuse, but I don't think that's going to happen. Ah well. I need sleep at some point in the near future. Not just a light sleep, I need COMATOSE sleep. I need beat-me-with-a-badger-tied-to-a-sledgehammer-and-I-still-won't-regain-consciousness-until-I-damn-well-please sleep.

On the plus side, I'm going to Rocky's Replay today. It's been over a month! I'm looking forward to flailing like a madman on the DDR machine.

Also, I picked up a job application from Wal-Mart. Going to turn it in tomorrow. We'll see how it goes...they said they're hiring for the new location. If I could get a job there it would actually be very, very good because the new store is a block away. I could walk there in 5 minutes. It's not your standard Wal-Mart, either...it's the "Neighborhood Market", complete with....uh...a bunch of stuff normal Wal-Mart doesn't have. Most importantly a liquer store. Because what neighborhood isn't complete without one? And the store is earthtones...not blue and white. At least, that's what it looks like on the outside.

I think that's about it for now. I need some iced tea. And acetaminophen.

Oh! I BOUGHT NEW SOCKS!

About damn time. They are desparately needed.

That is all. Brandon //out//